4th amendment? What 4th amendment?

Remember when I mentioned some such nonsense about the SCOTUS ripping apart the 4th amendment and allowing anyone even suspected of any old misdemeanor to be strip & body cavity searched? In the name of they might have contraband or a gang tattoo?

What could possibly go wrong?

Well, it seems that some swaggering Texas dude with a badge pulled a couple of ladies over for littering, when the driver tossed a cigarette butt out the car window. And in the course of scolding her, said manly man trooper decided he smelled POT. Mary Jane. Mary Jew Wanna. *GASP*

So after searching the car (because probable cause, yo!) and administering a sobriety test (passed!), he decided that they must have had time to stuff all that bad stuff up their hoohahs. So he called up a female trooper to have her come do a cavity search.

Well, those troopers are amazingly well trained there in Texas. And seems that right there at the side of the road, the female trooper stuck her gloved fingers up the lady's bee-hind, and then moved to her vajay-jay and did the same. I can hear you already - ick, right? Women are taught from birth - front to back.

Well, then. Finding nothing on in the driver, the female trooper moved on to the passenger and did another cavity search. Without changing gloves.

Finding nothing, they were given a warning for littering and sent on their way.

THANK GOODNESS we have the Supreme Court and the Texas State Troopers protecting our civil liberties! I mean, if we don't like the amendments, let's throw them all out! Hell, let's just throw out the Constitution, too, k?

What's wrong with that?